There’s a right stooshie going on in the City of Discovery, especially up the hill on Sandeman Street.
Dundee Football Club – for it is they – have appointed former player John Brown as interim manager and many of the dark-blue persuasion in Tayside are not happy.
I don’t blame them. This is the guy who agreed one evening to manage Dumbarton only to change his mind the next morning. (Clapton, did the Sons have a lucky escape or what?) Off he went instead to Clyde who he promptly led from the First Division to the Second and heading speedily towards the Third before the Bully Wee saw sense and gave him the order of the boot.
His last public appearance (as far as I know) was last year on the steps of Ibrox Stadium where he delivered an alcohol-fuelled (surely) rant to the gathered crowds about himself being the saviour of Rangers FC (deceased). Some may have taken him seriously but the vast majority either laughed or shook there heads sadly at the sight.
Now he’s arrived at Dens Park. I only hope the directors know what they are letting themselves in for.